I came home crying from my run today.
This isn't unusual for me. Running sucks and I'm not good at it and I have a peculiar blend of willpower, self-disgust, and enthusiasm that's kept me at it for months now. There have been many days where I have come home crying or fallen onto the floor, pressed my face into the carpet, and cried like a little girl until I was dry.
This isn't necessarily a cause for concern. I cry a lot. It alarmed my father the first several times he caught me at it, crying through soccer, trying through a hard karate class, crying hysterically as I tried to make my way up a climbing wall (little known fact - I'm afraid of climbing. Not -heights-, climbing. Ladders scare me witless, but I'll spend all day on a roof, completely at ease). After awhile, he came to the conclusion that crying was just something I do. When my body or spirit reaches a certain level of stress, it starts to cry to leak tension. "What no one else gets," my father once said. "Is that you crying isn't you giving up. From what I've seen when you start crying is when you're really digging against something."
So I've cried a lot. I've cried because I'm not good at it, I've cried 'cause it hurt. I've cried because every time I feel bad about myself I go running and running doesn't make the hurt go away. I've cried because I haven't seen results and I've cried because I can't quit this and still respect myself. I'm backed up against a wall with no way out that'll let me continue being me.
Today was the first time in my entire life I came home crying from sheer joy and pride.
I went out yesterday and I did day one of week 8 which involves 18 minutes of running, with a warm-up, a cool-down and a brief breather in the middle. This doesn't sound like a lot and it's not but you must remember that in January I was hard pressed to run 5 minutes without choking up a lung. So I went out today and I ran again and when I got to the end of my first 9 minute span, I kept going. I ran to ten minutes and I nodded my head, gave myself a pat on the back and grimly prepared for the second set that was now going to hurt much worse than I expected. And it did. I considered stopping at 8 minutes 'cause I'd already banked an extra, but I kept going, counting down the last minute in ten second intervals. And then.. I kept going. I ran a little over 10 minutes for my second set and I walked my 5 minute cool down and I thought about it.
Three months ago, I couldn't do that. Three months ago I couldn't make myself run the whole way through a song. But lookit me. I did it. I started running today and my pace was smooth and even and my little ponytail swung back and forth in smooth, steady metranome. My feet hit the pavement steady and my form was good. My pace didn't flag and my lungs didn't burn or scream. For the first time that I can ever remember I wrapped my arms around myself and I danced home saying, 'I love you'. Today I loved my body. Even though it's short and still chubby and not yet particularly athletic, today I feel like I can do it. I can keep running tomorrow and the day after and two weeks from now. And a month from now I'm going to be struggling through a route and I'm going to say "Remember when you could barely get through 20 minutes? -Now- lookit you. You can -do- this."
When I got home, I wiped my face off and hopped on my bike and cruised up and down the street for awhile, just full of joy and delight at the strength of my legs and lungs. By this time next year? I'm gonna run a 10k.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
My life gets a little surreal sometimes...
I like to go to the grocery store every day or two. When I buy $60 worth of groceries meant to last a couple weeks, I always eat all the good stuff immediately and leave the rest rotting in the cupboards, while I eat Wendy's. ^_^; Bad juju. So instead I like to wander up to the store with my little shopping basket and pick out things that look good and tasty for the next few meals. It's probably not very cost effective nor is it very time effective, but a walk in the sunshine's kinda nice and not having a fridge full of rotting fruit is always good. Now one of the annoying things about going grocery shopping, especially when I only buy a little basket of stuff, is I look like a teenager. Almost every single time I go, as I start putting my purchases on the conveyor belt behind some adult looking person, the cashier asks the adult, "Is this together?" Because I look like a teenager and clearly, can not be a grown adult buying my own food.
Today this got way more interesting. I went to the store and bought some salad mix and a couple of pot pies and some jello pudding mix and some graham crackers and a bottle of diet coke and some juice. Laden with goodies, I sidled up to the queue and waited patiently for my turn. I was behind a woman an her husband, who were showing the cashier pictures from their daughter's wedding... But I was in no hurry so I didn't fuss or tap my foot, I just waited and piled my stuff up behind a little dividing strip on the conveyor belt... And when my turn finally came up the cashier turned to the man and asked, "Is this together?" And I said "Nope, that's all mine." and I turned to the fellow, gave him a smile and told him I'm hoping that in another 10 years or so, people will expect me to pay for my own. 'cause, you know, I'll look like a grown-up by then.
I paid for my groceries and I was headed out the store when the fellow from the line called out to me. He'd been waiting for me to finish and as I turned to him, he said. "I started to pay for your groceries and I felt like I should. I felt like the lord was moving that way. Should I have?'
Well I thanked him politely and denied and wandered off to my car. And I guess it was a nice gesture but it was kinda weird too. None of my clothes had holes in them, I'd actually washed my hair before going out. I was clean and dressed, and cheerful - definitely not the image of a needy person, right? I mean, unless I'm sending out poor starving waif vibes without knowing it. Maybe next time I'll toss more junk food in. ^_~
Today this got way more interesting. I went to the store and bought some salad mix and a couple of pot pies and some jello pudding mix and some graham crackers and a bottle of diet coke and some juice. Laden with goodies, I sidled up to the queue and waited patiently for my turn. I was behind a woman an her husband, who were showing the cashier pictures from their daughter's wedding... But I was in no hurry so I didn't fuss or tap my foot, I just waited and piled my stuff up behind a little dividing strip on the conveyor belt... And when my turn finally came up the cashier turned to the man and asked, "Is this together?" And I said "Nope, that's all mine." and I turned to the fellow, gave him a smile and told him I'm hoping that in another 10 years or so, people will expect me to pay for my own. 'cause, you know, I'll look like a grown-up by then.
I paid for my groceries and I was headed out the store when the fellow from the line called out to me. He'd been waiting for me to finish and as I turned to him, he said. "I started to pay for your groceries and I felt like I should. I felt like the lord was moving that way. Should I have?'
Well I thanked him politely and denied and wandered off to my car. And I guess it was a nice gesture but it was kinda weird too. None of my clothes had holes in them, I'd actually washed my hair before going out. I was clean and dressed, and cheerful - definitely not the image of a needy person, right? I mean, unless I'm sending out poor starving waif vibes without knowing it. Maybe next time I'll toss more junk food in. ^_~
Week 6 (Again)
After the stress fracture debacle I was reluctant to run too much on my wounded foot and after having had a really -bad- week 6 last week... I took the early part of the week off to whine about my foot and got in a couple more days of week 6 this week. The last couple runs were successful. Much less "oh my god, I'm going to die", more "Man this sucks", if you understand the subtle distinction. ^_~
It's been an odd week for me. Adam had to fly out to Colorado to tend to some Army stuff on Friday and he's not due back until this upcoming Wednesday. I came up Thursday afternoon after work (work from home rocks my socks off) in order to get a night's worth of cuddling in. He puttered around, getting his house tidied up and packing and all that and I can't remember what I was doing but he decided to go to bed and he said, "I'm going to bed. Don't be forever." which... and I know this is going to sound silly, but it was a "Oh, hey! He -wants- me to come to bed and snuggle with him!" moment. When he headed out the next morning, I asked if he'd mind if I stayed camped out at his apartment and got my work day done and he said sure, no problem.
Well I did that, successfully getting much work done and then I was faced with a decision. I wanted to sleep in the +5 Bed of Sleeping. It is a very good bed, very comfy, and smells strongly of him and me. But I wasn't sure how he'd feel about me -being- there without him. I felt really odd about it. Mama Elf suggested that really he wouldn't mind at all, but I fretted even as I crawled into the bed and settled down to a warm and good sleep. And the next day? I didn't want to go home.
I like my roommates well enough but with all of us home and the dog and various friends and significant others, the place gets cramped, and it has definitely never felt like home. I moved into it, intending it to be a short-term place, close to work, for a few months.. And now I'm going on nearly a year. I rent a room there and keep some stuff in the pantry and fridge, but I don't have a whole lot invested in the place. I spend a lot of time away from it and when I -am- there, I stick to my small room and don't stray outside it, anti-social as I am. The past few weeks I have spent more time at Adam's place than I have at my own and my little desk at work, wedged into the back of the warehouse, feels more like home. It's a very, very -small- world and when I woke up Saturday morning, the idea of driving a couple hours to return to it just... I really didn't want to. I wasn't depressed, but I wanted to hole up in a comfortable place and not talk to anyone. So I stayed at Adam's place, feeling an odd mix of comfortable and trespasser while I did a few hours of work, read a couple books, and scrubbed his kitchen stove, counters, and floor in some weird attempt to pay for my weekend's vacation away from my life.
And Sunday, I prepared to tell him I'd trespassed all over his territory, uninvited and unwelcome. I was braced for the worst when I told him, "Adam, I need to tell you something and I'm worried you're gonna be annoyed and irritated. I spent the weekend hanging out at your place. I know it was wildly inappropriate but I got a lot of work done and I cleaned your kitchen. Don't be mad."
"... are you mad?"
"Uh." he said. "Because you did some cleaning?"
He'd, no kidding, figured I'd spend the weekend at his place, even without him. Because even though he doesn't open his mouth and -talk- to me as much as I'd like, this guy actually knows me pretty well and has a general idea of how I'm going to react to something. And, it would probably do me some good to remember that he isn't me, he isn't as weird as I am, and he definitely doesn't react to things the way I do.
So here I am, snuggled up on the couch watching The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett, feeling relieved and welcome and loved, sniffling into my chicken soup.
It's been an odd week for me. Adam had to fly out to Colorado to tend to some Army stuff on Friday and he's not due back until this upcoming Wednesday. I came up Thursday afternoon after work (work from home rocks my socks off) in order to get a night's worth of cuddling in. He puttered around, getting his house tidied up and packing and all that and I can't remember what I was doing but he decided to go to bed and he said, "I'm going to bed. Don't be forever." which... and I know this is going to sound silly, but it was a "Oh, hey! He -wants- me to come to bed and snuggle with him!" moment. When he headed out the next morning, I asked if he'd mind if I stayed camped out at his apartment and got my work day done and he said sure, no problem.
Well I did that, successfully getting much work done and then I was faced with a decision. I wanted to sleep in the +5 Bed of Sleeping. It is a very good bed, very comfy, and smells strongly of him and me. But I wasn't sure how he'd feel about me -being- there without him. I felt really odd about it. Mama Elf suggested that really he wouldn't mind at all, but I fretted even as I crawled into the bed and settled down to a warm and good sleep. And the next day? I didn't want to go home.
I like my roommates well enough but with all of us home and the dog and various friends and significant others, the place gets cramped, and it has definitely never felt like home. I moved into it, intending it to be a short-term place, close to work, for a few months.. And now I'm going on nearly a year. I rent a room there and keep some stuff in the pantry and fridge, but I don't have a whole lot invested in the place. I spend a lot of time away from it and when I -am- there, I stick to my small room and don't stray outside it, anti-social as I am. The past few weeks I have spent more time at Adam's place than I have at my own and my little desk at work, wedged into the back of the warehouse, feels more like home. It's a very, very -small- world and when I woke up Saturday morning, the idea of driving a couple hours to return to it just... I really didn't want to. I wasn't depressed, but I wanted to hole up in a comfortable place and not talk to anyone. So I stayed at Adam's place, feeling an odd mix of comfortable and trespasser while I did a few hours of work, read a couple books, and scrubbed his kitchen stove, counters, and floor in some weird attempt to pay for my weekend's vacation away from my life.
And Sunday, I prepared to tell him I'd trespassed all over his territory, uninvited and unwelcome. I was braced for the worst when I told him, "Adam, I need to tell you something and I'm worried you're gonna be annoyed and irritated. I spent the weekend hanging out at your place. I know it was wildly inappropriate but I got a lot of work done and I cleaned your kitchen. Don't be mad."
"... are you mad?"
"Uh." he said. "Because you did some cleaning?"
He'd, no kidding, figured I'd spend the weekend at his place, even without him. Because even though he doesn't open his mouth and -talk- to me as much as I'd like, this guy actually knows me pretty well and has a general idea of how I'm going to react to something. And, it would probably do me some good to remember that he isn't me, he isn't as weird as I am, and he definitely doesn't react to things the way I do.
So here I am, snuggled up on the couch watching The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett, feeling relieved and welcome and loved, sniffling into my chicken soup.
Friday, March 20, 2009
From the front, this looks great!
It's that most wonderful time of the year again, boys and girls... REN FAIRE TIME! For the third year running, thanks to my wonderful friend TJ (all hail Laird Guard'n M'Crack!), I'll be tending bar at the NC Ren Faire. It's a really good time and I make a couple dollars that I will never, ever be more grateful to have ($8 an hour does not go far, boys and girls. I took about a half off paycut to come work at the comic book store and seeing how the economy is ravaging the food service industry, I'm grateful to have it. That's pretty much equal to the suck, boys and girls). The last couple years I spent it promoting the comic and getting pins and prints and things made. Not having that distraction this year, I'll be spending it straight on rent and stuff. If I think about this too long I'll get depressed.
But the Ren Faire is fun and exciting! Definitely a pick-me-up, even if most of the clan won't be there due to politics and bad social juju. Still I will go, I will get dressed up real cute, and I will sell expensive beer to people and let them shove dollars down my cleavage, which I will then spend on good things. While I'm there, people will fuss over me, tell me I look nice, drool over my cleavage and otherwise prop up my flagging self-esteem. This is all good.
So I'm getting my costume ready. I teased Adam, my lovely and talented boyfriend, into making me a pair of cute jagged skirts for layering. They come down just a little above my knee and they look very cute. I put on my knee-high boots, laced 'em up good. Put on my peasant shirt and then attempted to put on my really sexy tight black leather corset. (Hurr-rawr!)... I was faced with the undeniable fact that I have gained about four inches on my waistline since last year, when I bought the corset in celebration that I was petite and cute. A lot's changed in a year. I had just finished my Recovering From The Man diet where I lost about 6 dress sizes (from 10-11 to 4) in two and a half months or so (this is frowned upon my all health professionals. It's not something I did on purpose, it just sorta happened. I loved being slender but I hated the wonky side-effects and how screwed -up- my body was for ages after that. Also, I got really physically weak and had to take advantage of all the southern gentlemen around here) and I was still dating Trent. When I arrived at the faire, people stared and commented on my weight loss - to be honest, I think size 4 is pretty the bottom end of what my body type should look like. Some complained, some admired.
My skinniness didn't last long. When the relationship part of our relationship started going sour, Trent and I replaced it with food. He cooks beautifully and I love being fed. Going from a waiting tables job to a sedentary job meant I couldn't maintain my carefree attitude to my diet... which took some figuring out. By the time Trent and I broke up we were both getting a little chubby. I've been kicking that around ever since. I was keeping a 29" waistline steady and as long as my waist is below 30" I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I fail. And then over Christmas I started running and have continued running. This is good! And one of the things I told myself to keep huffing and puffing was that this will help. Running = weight loss, right? And everyone tells me I've lost weight. My roommate says he can see it in my face and legs but my waist is now a horrifying 30". A lot of people have given me a lot of reasons for why this might be - Sit-ups build muscle under the fat that hasn't had a chance to go away yet, Adam says I won't lose weight until I start getting some distance (two or three weeks from now) and then I'll start losing weight. I have even been told that fat expands before it starts going away*. So I try not to freak out about it more than twice a day. I even hit my measuring tape and settled to wearing my looser jeans while I wait to catch up with myself.
But... Here it is. I'm laced into a corset I bought 4 inches ago and it doesn't fit. Okay, it's a corset. I could tie it tight and tighter until the laces strain and the eyelets start popping off, but I gotta work and working involves breathing. So I've laced it snug enough to push my breasts up nice and high and from the front, it looks great! With my knee-high boots and my little layered black and blue skirts, my little white peasant top and my black leather bodice. To look at me, as the bard said, is to mentally order a pint of lager. No one is going to look at me and say, damn she's too fat. But the back of my corset is a gaping stretch of 4 inches wider than it was last year and god damnit, it bothers me. I've been running, and I've been paying half an eye to my diet, substituting apples for cheezits, drinking water more than diet coke, little stuff like that. But I've also still been paying court to the God O' Fries (a particularly greasy bugger) and the Muse O' Cookies becaue.. these are things that I love and any life that doesn't involve cookies is not the life for me.
But I miss my 25" waistline. I miss the saunter in my step when I felt good about the way I looked and I don't think just running and sit-ups and push-ups is going to get me back there until I'm running 10k's with gazelle like grace. So... I think it's time to try something additional. Time to start paying really serious attention to what I'm eating and how much of it I'm eating. Yarr, something like that. I must think on this. And unhide my tape measure. And magically lose 10 lbs before the ren faire.
*Like.. what, popcorn? It's gotta fluff up before it can fly away? I'm now being haunted with mental images of my fat reservoirs laying full and bloated in the southern sun, fanning themselves with tiny fans and asking for lemonade in thick drawls. I don't know why.
But the Ren Faire is fun and exciting! Definitely a pick-me-up, even if most of the clan won't be there due to politics and bad social juju. Still I will go, I will get dressed up real cute, and I will sell expensive beer to people and let them shove dollars down my cleavage, which I will then spend on good things. While I'm there, people will fuss over me, tell me I look nice, drool over my cleavage and otherwise prop up my flagging self-esteem. This is all good.
So I'm getting my costume ready. I teased Adam, my lovely and talented boyfriend, into making me a pair of cute jagged skirts for layering. They come down just a little above my knee and they look very cute. I put on my knee-high boots, laced 'em up good. Put on my peasant shirt and then attempted to put on my really sexy tight black leather corset. (Hurr-rawr!)... I was faced with the undeniable fact that I have gained about four inches on my waistline since last year, when I bought the corset in celebration that I was petite and cute. A lot's changed in a year. I had just finished my Recovering From The Man diet where I lost about 6 dress sizes (from 10-11 to 4) in two and a half months or so (this is frowned upon my all health professionals. It's not something I did on purpose, it just sorta happened. I loved being slender but I hated the wonky side-effects and how screwed -up- my body was for ages after that. Also, I got really physically weak and had to take advantage of all the southern gentlemen around here) and I was still dating Trent. When I arrived at the faire, people stared and commented on my weight loss - to be honest, I think size 4 is pretty the bottom end of what my body type should look like. Some complained, some admired.
My skinniness didn't last long. When the relationship part of our relationship started going sour, Trent and I replaced it with food. He cooks beautifully and I love being fed. Going from a waiting tables job to a sedentary job meant I couldn't maintain my carefree attitude to my diet... which took some figuring out. By the time Trent and I broke up we were both getting a little chubby. I've been kicking that around ever since. I was keeping a 29" waistline steady and as long as my waist is below 30" I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I fail. And then over Christmas I started running and have continued running. This is good! And one of the things I told myself to keep huffing and puffing was that this will help. Running = weight loss, right? And everyone tells me I've lost weight. My roommate says he can see it in my face and legs but my waist is now a horrifying 30". A lot of people have given me a lot of reasons for why this might be - Sit-ups build muscle under the fat that hasn't had a chance to go away yet, Adam says I won't lose weight until I start getting some distance (two or three weeks from now) and then I'll start losing weight. I have even been told that fat expands before it starts going away*. So I try not to freak out about it more than twice a day. I even hit my measuring tape and settled to wearing my looser jeans while I wait to catch up with myself.
But... Here it is. I'm laced into a corset I bought 4 inches ago and it doesn't fit. Okay, it's a corset. I could tie it tight and tighter until the laces strain and the eyelets start popping off, but I gotta work and working involves breathing. So I've laced it snug enough to push my breasts up nice and high and from the front, it looks great! With my knee-high boots and my little layered black and blue skirts, my little white peasant top and my black leather bodice. To look at me, as the bard said, is to mentally order a pint of lager. No one is going to look at me and say, damn she's too fat. But the back of my corset is a gaping stretch of 4 inches wider than it was last year and god damnit, it bothers me. I've been running, and I've been paying half an eye to my diet, substituting apples for cheezits, drinking water more than diet coke, little stuff like that. But I've also still been paying court to the God O' Fries (a particularly greasy bugger) and the Muse O' Cookies becaue.. these are things that I love and any life that doesn't involve cookies is not the life for me.
But I miss my 25" waistline. I miss the saunter in my step when I felt good about the way I looked and I don't think just running and sit-ups and push-ups is going to get me back there until I'm running 10k's with gazelle like grace. So... I think it's time to try something additional. Time to start paying really serious attention to what I'm eating and how much of it I'm eating. Yarr, something like that. I must think on this. And unhide my tape measure. And magically lose 10 lbs before the ren faire.
*Like.. what, popcorn? It's gotta fluff up before it can fly away? I'm now being haunted with mental images of my fat reservoirs laying full and bloated in the southern sun, fanning themselves with tiny fans and asking for lemonade in thick drawls. I don't know why.
Monday, March 16, 2009
I have an Achilles' left foot
I went running tonight even though it was raining and I didn't want to because, well, these things have to get done. The running schedule suggests you run 3-5 times a week and it took me a couple weeks to figure out they really mean it. Every week the running gets a little harder. If I only run three times in a week, the next week I still feel like I'm dying. If I run four or five times, the next week I usually feel like I can survive it. It's hard, sweaty work but I'll get through it with a nod and a "Yep. This is not beyond my abilities". I'm already going more'n two miles each time. :D I'm looking forward to the day when I can do a 10k and just take it in stride (so to speak).
This week's been an odd running week. It's been a string of bad runs but at the same time, I've made some revelations about running and how the body moves. Things I learned in karate about connection and power are starting to translate over and that's pretty cool. I've never been a runner so every couple of weeks I make some shocking realization about something that's probably completely obvious to anyone who didn't spend her first nine years convinced she had asthma (Thanks Mom!). Dumb things like, if I extend my leg out behind me, almost straightening it, I can continue to push off the ground in a powerful thrust that's devoted to moving along the ground, instead of bouncing along with my little steps. This, I learned Wednesday. And did you know if I take deep, rapid breaths the oxygen can fuse into my blood and be carried to the various parts of my body? Omg. ^_~
The runs -have- been rough though. I haven't felt any significant improvement and even though I can see I've taken weight off my face and I'm told my legs are leaner, my waist line is actually an inch bigger than it was a couple of months ago when I first started... Sure, I can run three times as far as I did when I first started and I do so regularly without batting an eye, but... It's hard to explain. I'm not lithe and gazelle like so when I'm feeling down, it feels like I haven't made any worthwhile improvement at all... And I've felt down most of the week. My friend Fay said the nicest, nicest thing to me though. "See, I already know you're a runner. Ain't nobody who tries as hard as you do who isn't a runner. Now you just gotta wait for -you- to realize you're a runner too." It was sweet, got me all sniffly.
But today I discovered I have an Achille's Left Foot. My foot has barely been healed from its stress fracture / whatever for two weeks now and I went out running in the rain today. Adam lent me his water resistant PT pants and I had my little thermal shirt and a couple layers, and an mp3 player loaded up with new songs so I felt prepared for anything. Halfway through the run I tripped over a rock, stumbled, and when I recovered my footing and attempted to carry on my left ankle spoke up.
"Uh, -really-?!" It said. "We're gonna -keep- running?"
It wasn't really a sharp pain or anything that would make me stop and whimper, it was just a sort of dull, stiff feeling of discomfort telling me that all is not right in the land of my ankle. I slowed to a walk for a minute to see if it would go away, ran for another minute or so, then slowed again to have some firm words with it. It said it was tired and wanted to go home, I said I didn't want to be fat and, ergo, had to run. We compromised by running another 5 minutes home and then laying on the floor and whining about it to Adam. Even now it doesn't really hurt it just... feels weird. A little stiff and uncomfortable, and a dull vague pain. So clearly, tomorrow calls for a hot bath and extorting a foot rub out of my boyfriend.
Meanwhile, would anyone care to send me a team of scantily clad men to carry me about my errands?
This week's been an odd running week. It's been a string of bad runs but at the same time, I've made some revelations about running and how the body moves. Things I learned in karate about connection and power are starting to translate over and that's pretty cool. I've never been a runner so every couple of weeks I make some shocking realization about something that's probably completely obvious to anyone who didn't spend her first nine years convinced she had asthma (Thanks Mom!). Dumb things like, if I extend my leg out behind me, almost straightening it, I can continue to push off the ground in a powerful thrust that's devoted to moving along the ground, instead of bouncing along with my little steps. This, I learned Wednesday. And did you know if I take deep, rapid breaths the oxygen can fuse into my blood and be carried to the various parts of my body? Omg. ^_~
The runs -have- been rough though. I haven't felt any significant improvement and even though I can see I've taken weight off my face and I'm told my legs are leaner, my waist line is actually an inch bigger than it was a couple of months ago when I first started... Sure, I can run three times as far as I did when I first started and I do so regularly without batting an eye, but... It's hard to explain. I'm not lithe and gazelle like so when I'm feeling down, it feels like I haven't made any worthwhile improvement at all... And I've felt down most of the week. My friend Fay said the nicest, nicest thing to me though. "See, I already know you're a runner. Ain't nobody who tries as hard as you do who isn't a runner. Now you just gotta wait for -you- to realize you're a runner too." It was sweet, got me all sniffly.
But today I discovered I have an Achille's Left Foot. My foot has barely been healed from its stress fracture / whatever for two weeks now and I went out running in the rain today. Adam lent me his water resistant PT pants and I had my little thermal shirt and a couple layers, and an mp3 player loaded up with new songs so I felt prepared for anything. Halfway through the run I tripped over a rock, stumbled, and when I recovered my footing and attempted to carry on my left ankle spoke up.
"Uh, -really-?!" It said. "We're gonna -keep- running?"
It wasn't really a sharp pain or anything that would make me stop and whimper, it was just a sort of dull, stiff feeling of discomfort telling me that all is not right in the land of my ankle. I slowed to a walk for a minute to see if it would go away, ran for another minute or so, then slowed again to have some firm words with it. It said it was tired and wanted to go home, I said I didn't want to be fat and, ergo, had to run. We compromised by running another 5 minutes home and then laying on the floor and whining about it to Adam. Even now it doesn't really hurt it just... feels weird. A little stiff and uncomfortable, and a dull vague pain. So clearly, tomorrow calls for a hot bath and extorting a foot rub out of my boyfriend.
Meanwhile, would anyone care to send me a team of scantily clad men to carry me about my errands?
Friday, March 13, 2009
It was an accident...
I wasn't snooping in his drawers. I haven't snooped in his drawers ever, despite the time he spends leaving me alone in his house while he's at work. I'm a highly territorial person and while he isn't, I only get into things when he's there to watch and cleverly distract me if I get into something he doesn't want me to. But I was at the apartment while he was at work and I was doing the laundry. The last longish while he's had a pile of clothes hung attractively on the floor (where all clothes belong) and he made a few comments about really needing to put the things away... But he never got around to it and since I was trying to be a nice girlfriend, I was putting his laundry away. I hung up the shirts, I hung up the pants, I hung up the uniforms, I folded his socks and underpants and then turned to the dresser to put them away. The first drawer I opened had a tiny pair of size xs girls' panties in it.
I am not a size xs. I will never, ever be a size xs. But his ex-girlfriend (THE ex-girlfriend) was. Of -course- she was. She was tiny and young and pretty and everything that I wish so desperately that I were but aren't. I stopped my investigation of his drawers, made the bed, and left his socks and underwear laying on the bed. And I didn't say anything about it because there's nothing to say. Everyone has momentos of the past. He doesn't speak of her, he doesn't wave her existence in my face to make me feel lesser... There was nothing there to talk about... But it quieted me down and made me a little sad.
Later I was taking a shower and I knocked over one of the girls' toiletries in the bathroom that aren't mine and, being for curly hair, -are- hers... And that was it. Suddenly it was like the whole house is full of these momentos of this girl who holds the place in his heart I wish so very much were mine... All these little trinkets and reminders that, yep, there she is.
It's hard to explain because it's largely irrational but there she is and I can't compete with her. I can't even try. She's tiny and pretty, I'm short and fat. She's pretty and delicate, I'm square and solid. She's got curly hair, I have straight, boring hair. He's in love with her, he's not in love with me. I don't know, suddenly instead of feeling pretty good about my contented little life, I felt terrible. Instead of feeling good about my improvement in running, I felt fat and slow. Instead of feeling amused and loved by our relationship antics, I felt hollow and unloved. This is irrational and I know it, but there it was anyway.
I went running that night because I go running every time I feel down and insecure (this is why I run 5x a week. It doesn't make me feel any better but I keep telling myself eventually it will) and I had the worst run I've ever had. So bad. By the end of it I hurt everywhere, my lungs were screaming, I was sweaty and miserable... and when I walked in the door he'd already gone to bed without waiting for me to come back. I laid down on the floor, put my face into the carpet and cried like a little girl for awhile. It's irrational, it shouldn't bother me. If I were the healthy, strong, independant and capable individual I'm supposed to me this stuff wouldn't bother me.
But I'm not and it did.
I am not a size xs. I will never, ever be a size xs. But his ex-girlfriend (THE ex-girlfriend) was. Of -course- she was. She was tiny and young and pretty and everything that I wish so desperately that I were but aren't. I stopped my investigation of his drawers, made the bed, and left his socks and underwear laying on the bed. And I didn't say anything about it because there's nothing to say. Everyone has momentos of the past. He doesn't speak of her, he doesn't wave her existence in my face to make me feel lesser... There was nothing there to talk about... But it quieted me down and made me a little sad.
Later I was taking a shower and I knocked over one of the girls' toiletries in the bathroom that aren't mine and, being for curly hair, -are- hers... And that was it. Suddenly it was like the whole house is full of these momentos of this girl who holds the place in his heart I wish so very much were mine... All these little trinkets and reminders that, yep, there she is.
It's hard to explain because it's largely irrational but there she is and I can't compete with her. I can't even try. She's tiny and pretty, I'm short and fat. She's pretty and delicate, I'm square and solid. She's got curly hair, I have straight, boring hair. He's in love with her, he's not in love with me. I don't know, suddenly instead of feeling pretty good about my contented little life, I felt terrible. Instead of feeling good about my improvement in running, I felt fat and slow. Instead of feeling amused and loved by our relationship antics, I felt hollow and unloved. This is irrational and I know it, but there it was anyway.
I went running that night because I go running every time I feel down and insecure (this is why I run 5x a week. It doesn't make me feel any better but I keep telling myself eventually it will) and I had the worst run I've ever had. So bad. By the end of it I hurt everywhere, my lungs were screaming, I was sweaty and miserable... and when I walked in the door he'd already gone to bed without waiting for me to come back. I laid down on the floor, put my face into the carpet and cried like a little girl for awhile. It's irrational, it shouldn't bother me. If I were the healthy, strong, independant and capable individual I'm supposed to me this stuff wouldn't bother me.
But I'm not and it did.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
... Huh!
This entry is subtitled, Anal Leakage.
For a flighty, artsy person, I'm surprisingly repetitive. I get into a schedule or a set of things that I do and that's that. I can get quite snappish when my routines are interrupted (which is, no doubt, going to be -very- fun for poor Adam who keeps telling me he doesn't plan things, the Army plans things for him) and any changes have to be introduced slowly and carefully if they're gonna stick. This is the only thing I can think of that might explain why it is I have failed to notice the wild dieting fads that have swept across my local grocery stores in the last, oh, 5 years or so. I was busy eating chicken fingers, damn it!
I'm not completely uneducated - my father went on the Atkins diet a couple times while I was living with him and I joined for all of about a week... When I announced that any diet that turns my intestines into a concrete mixer is -not- the diet for me and celebrated over a stack of multi-grain waffles. (I know, TMI, right? But, seriously. I know a lot of people have really good results with Atkins and I know it's supposed to get way less extreme after a couple weeks or so, and that it's not the best idea for a lactose intolerant high schooler who can't keep track of her nutrition or water consumption... But... There's got to be something wrong with a diet plan that lets you eat a solid pound of bacon for breakfast but refuses to let you eat an apple.)
But I went to the grocery store this past week and I've been trying to introduce slow, gradual, reasonable changes to my eating habits, the most extreme of which include breakfast and not getting lunch with Shane everyday. It's my current bargain with myself that I can eat as much as I want of the foods that're in the house, as long as I don't give in and go to Wendy's. And because breakfast isn't really my thing, I've been going to the store every couple days and buying a couple days' worth of something new and exciting (when I go to bed I'm actually excited about waking up so I can eat the oat clusters in my breakfast cereal. This is dorky.) I've also replaced about 70% of my diet coke drinking with this mango-peachy-green tea stuff that's not bad and I'm getting back into the habit of having small meals during the day, instead of sitting down and consuming most of my daily calories in the form of grease. ^_~ All well and good, but it's led to me doing a lot more grocery shopping.
I wandered through the fruit asile successfully and collected my apples and pineapple and grapes and peaches - why yes I -do- have an increasingly expensive fruit habit. I think I'm gonna have to quit my job soon and go work as a migrant farm hand. Then I headed up and got my soymilk (yeech!) and cereal and oatmeal and yogurts and then I wandered off down the snack asile and instead of beelining straight to one of the 5 things I like best, I wandered around and I looked. at the nutritional information. I require snackies but I wanted reasonable snackies. Very important!
And I found an entire stack of shelves full of low calorie options. Hah, thought I. Cool! And I picked up some of the things that looked best and started reading the stuff on the back. Hey cool, thought I. Low calories, reasonable portion sizes, look there's even some vitamins and minerals... And then I read the ingrediants 'cause there's a few things I'm trying not to eat (alas, dear trans fat, you were delicious). It was full of words I don't know which didn't immediately worry me until I got to the very bottom. You see, below the bottom, spaced away from all the nutritional information and hidden in the midst of some innocuous looking trademark lines... was the sentence: Warming. Consumption may cause anal leakage.
I'm going to say that again. Written on the package of chocolate chip cookies was "Consumption may cause anal leakage"! O_O I read it twice to be sure and then I put it away and read a few other packages and they all said something similar. I boggled for awhile while I considered what this meant. There was a whole range of products from multiple conpanies who're apparently making a profit off of selling food to people that makes them shit themselves. And a whole bunch of people find this preferrable to being chubby. "Well sure she's got to bring an extra pair of pants to work, but Joan sure looks fabulous since she's started the all diarrhea diet!"
I cracked bad jokes about it to myself all the way to the check-out line where I paid for all my healthy fruits, yogurts, cereals, and my cheezits. The carloric goodness might go straight to my hips but it's not nearly as bad as what the adult diapers do to the line of my jeans.
For a flighty, artsy person, I'm surprisingly repetitive. I get into a schedule or a set of things that I do and that's that. I can get quite snappish when my routines are interrupted (which is, no doubt, going to be -very- fun for poor Adam who keeps telling me he doesn't plan things, the Army plans things for him) and any changes have to be introduced slowly and carefully if they're gonna stick. This is the only thing I can think of that might explain why it is I have failed to notice the wild dieting fads that have swept across my local grocery stores in the last, oh, 5 years or so. I was busy eating chicken fingers, damn it!
I'm not completely uneducated - my father went on the Atkins diet a couple times while I was living with him and I joined for all of about a week... When I announced that any diet that turns my intestines into a concrete mixer is -not- the diet for me and celebrated over a stack of multi-grain waffles. (I know, TMI, right? But, seriously. I know a lot of people have really good results with Atkins and I know it's supposed to get way less extreme after a couple weeks or so, and that it's not the best idea for a lactose intolerant high schooler who can't keep track of her nutrition or water consumption... But... There's got to be something wrong with a diet plan that lets you eat a solid pound of bacon for breakfast but refuses to let you eat an apple.)
But I went to the grocery store this past week and I've been trying to introduce slow, gradual, reasonable changes to my eating habits, the most extreme of which include breakfast and not getting lunch with Shane everyday. It's my current bargain with myself that I can eat as much as I want of the foods that're in the house, as long as I don't give in and go to Wendy's. And because breakfast isn't really my thing, I've been going to the store every couple days and buying a couple days' worth of something new and exciting (when I go to bed I'm actually excited about waking up so I can eat the oat clusters in my breakfast cereal. This is dorky.) I've also replaced about 70% of my diet coke drinking with this mango-peachy-green tea stuff that's not bad and I'm getting back into the habit of having small meals during the day, instead of sitting down and consuming most of my daily calories in the form of grease. ^_~ All well and good, but it's led to me doing a lot more grocery shopping.
I wandered through the fruit asile successfully and collected my apples and pineapple and grapes and peaches - why yes I -do- have an increasingly expensive fruit habit. I think I'm gonna have to quit my job soon and go work as a migrant farm hand. Then I headed up and got my soymilk (yeech!) and cereal and oatmeal and yogurts and then I wandered off down the snack asile and instead of beelining straight to one of the 5 things I like best, I wandered around and I looked. at the nutritional information. I require snackies but I wanted reasonable snackies. Very important!
And I found an entire stack of shelves full of low calorie options. Hah, thought I. Cool! And I picked up some of the things that looked best and started reading the stuff on the back. Hey cool, thought I. Low calories, reasonable portion sizes, look there's even some vitamins and minerals... And then I read the ingrediants 'cause there's a few things I'm trying not to eat (alas, dear trans fat, you were delicious). It was full of words I don't know which didn't immediately worry me until I got to the very bottom. You see, below the bottom, spaced away from all the nutritional information and hidden in the midst of some innocuous looking trademark lines... was the sentence: Warming. Consumption may cause anal leakage.
I'm going to say that again. Written on the package of chocolate chip cookies was "Consumption may cause anal leakage"! O_O I read it twice to be sure and then I put it away and read a few other packages and they all said something similar. I boggled for awhile while I considered what this meant. There was a whole range of products from multiple conpanies who're apparently making a profit off of selling food to people that makes them shit themselves. And a whole bunch of people find this preferrable to being chubby. "Well sure she's got to bring an extra pair of pants to work, but Joan sure looks fabulous since she's started the all diarrhea diet!"
I cracked bad jokes about it to myself all the way to the check-out line where I paid for all my healthy fruits, yogurts, cereals, and my cheezits. The carloric goodness might go straight to my hips but it's not nearly as bad as what the adult diapers do to the line of my jeans.
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